"did you study for the test"
"the test that’s today"
Jonathan Swift (via kushandwizdom)
i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times
See this little guy? I want him but my boyfriend said I cant. I wagered him that if I could get 1,000,000 notes he would let me have it no questions asked. Please help me, I want this little puffball!
WE’RE TUMBLR LET’S GET PEOPLE PETS!!!
HELP THEM GET THAT LITTLE PUFFBALL OMG
HELP HIM NOW.
I clearly don’t believe in love because I immediately thought,”break up with him and then you won’t need 1,000,000 notes”
I demand a photo of you with the Chinchilla once this is over! I’ve wanted one for four years but my mom won’t let me have one. Get it for me and all the other unfortunate souls who can’t have a bundle of furry joy
I think you deserve the little chinchilla for just getting this many notes!!
With eye crust
when you’re really angry but the only thing you have to smash is a stupid purple ribbon
Finding Nemo + the reef
Matt Chandler (via littlethingsaboutgod)
"why yes, i do play sports"